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Created on 2004-02-14 07:21:13 (#2208536), last updated 2005-08-16
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Basic Info| Name: | lazyassho |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-24 |
| Location: | Roswell, Georgia, United States |
BioHAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: ummm......noo?
2. Ran away: does the backyard count?
3. Pictured your crush naked: FUCK YES
4. Skipped school: not to my recolection.
5. Broken someone's heart: most likely.
6. Been in love: only one way
7. Cried when someone died: yeah sure
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: dont we all?
9. Broken a bone: twice.
10. Done something embarrassing: well the question is, did it embarass me, or the onlooker?
11. Lied: STOP ASKING ME THESE PARADOXICAL QUESTIONS...if i say yes that could be a lie, therefore i would have been fullfilling the question by answering it, however if i say no, i could be lieing about lieing....AHHH DAMN YOU NEO.
12. Cried in school: once.
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: pepsi rox my sox.
14. Sprite or 7UP: make 7up yours.
15. Girls or Guys: guy=hot, gurl=extrordinarily cool.
16. Flowers or Candy: an edible plant, like watermelons, or an olive tree.
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: in what manner do you mean??.
18. Blondes or Brunettes: REDHEADS ALL THE WAY!.
19. Bitchy or Slutty: *gun to head*.
20. Tall or Short: TALL
21. Pants or Shorts: hmm...how bout nothing at all?
22. Night or Day: Night.
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: they usually have more hair than me.....ususally
24. Last person you slow danced with: some weird chick from camp
25. Worst Question To Ask: HOW DID THEY GET SO Big!!!!?
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: yesterday
27. Stepped outside: couple hours ago.
28. Had Sex: once upon a dream
29. Romantic memory: none whatsoever....being locked in a closet the first fifteen years of your life does not do you any good for romance
WHAT IS ...
30. Your Good Luck Charm: my peanut shaped brain.
31. Person You Hate Most: why should i hate anyone?
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: came out of the closet
33. On your desk: shock treatment, spidey signal, and a webcam and some speakers.
34. Picture on your desktop: ....
FAVORITE…
36. Movie: Donnie Darko.
37. Artist: davinci and wassily kandinsky
38. Cars: point a to point b.
39. Ice Cream: mint chocolate chip.
40. Season: summer
41. Breakfast Food: honey comb.
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: rachel and suz.
43. Makes you smile: who doesnt?.
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: what upsets me in the first place?.
45. Has A Crush On You: beats me.
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: my imaginary friend.....
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: neither, gurls get hormonal rage and guys get nut kikings, the end, were all equal thank you very much.
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: :). naked people.
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: never.
50. Save MSN conversations: uh uh.
51. Save E-mails: uh uh.
52. Forward secret E-mails: WTF?.
53. Wish you were someone else: the list could go on for days..
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: it would be an interesting experience but no i dont.
55. Perfume: what is perfuming?.
56. Kiss: sometimes people practice with me.
57. Cuddle: oo cuddling rox my sox.
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: only when high on adderal.
HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: Yes.
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: four times now.
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: nope.
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: if dreams count.
63. Been rejected: what kind of a stupid question is that?
64. Been in love?: we all have, just we dont realize it
65. Been in lust?: who the fuck hasent?.
66. Used someone?: never ever will never ever have.
67. Been used?: most likely.
68. Cheated on someone?: have i ever seriously dated? nah uh.
69. Been cheated on?: refer to the above.
70. Been kissed?: once again, four times.
71. Done something you regret?: daily
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: mom
73. You talked to?: mom
74. You hugged?: mom
75. You instant messaged?: kari.
76. You kissed?: noone i can say.
77. You yelled at?: do i know that?
78. You thought about?: suzanne.
79. Who text messaged u?: santa clause, no im serious
80. Who broke your heart?: thats a good question
81. Who told you they loved you?: mom
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair?: streaks.
83. Have tattoos?: DONT TAUNT ME BITCH..
84. Have piercings: yippy.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no.
86. Own a web cam?: yes i dooooo.
87. Own a thong?: not yet.
88. Ever get off the damn computer?: goodbye
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: cunin ish den hound striken?
90. Habla espanol?: yo estoy en espanol tres
91. Quack?: why of course
HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU…
92. Stolen anything?: nope
93. Smoke?: sure why not.
94. Schizophrenic?: hey alice, am i schizophrenic? alice: well considering i dont exist i might have to say no.
95. Obsessive?: only on adderall.
96. Compulsive?: sometimes.
97. Obsessive Compulsive?: only on adderall
98. Panic?: not usually.
99. Anxiety?: OMG what was that....im so afraid
100. Depressed: used to be.
1. Kissed your cousin: ummm......noo?
2. Ran away: does the backyard count?
3. Pictured your crush naked: FUCK YES
4. Skipped school: not to my recolection.
5. Broken someone's heart: most likely.
6. Been in love: only one way
7. Cried when someone died: yeah sure
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: dont we all?
9. Broken a bone: twice.
10. Done something embarrassing: well the question is, did it embarass me, or the onlooker?
11. Lied: STOP ASKING ME THESE PARADOXICAL QUESTIONS...if i say yes that could be a lie, therefore i would have been fullfilling the question by answering it, however if i say no, i could be lieing about lieing....AHHH DAMN YOU NEO.
12. Cried in school: once.
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: pepsi rox my sox.
14. Sprite or 7UP: make 7up yours.
15. Girls or Guys: guy=hot, gurl=extrordinarily cool.
16. Flowers or Candy: an edible plant, like watermelons, or an olive tree.
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: in what manner do you mean??.
18. Blondes or Brunettes: REDHEADS ALL THE WAY!.
19. Bitchy or Slutty: *gun to head*.
20. Tall or Short: TALL
21. Pants or Shorts: hmm...how bout nothing at all?
22. Night or Day: Night.
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: they usually have more hair than me.....ususally
24. Last person you slow danced with: some weird chick from camp
25. Worst Question To Ask: HOW DID THEY GET SO Big!!!!?
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: yesterday
27. Stepped outside: couple hours ago.
28. Had Sex: once upon a dream
29. Romantic memory: none whatsoever....being locked in a closet the first fifteen years of your life does not do you any good for romance
WHAT IS ...
30. Your Good Luck Charm: my peanut shaped brain.
31. Person You Hate Most: why should i hate anyone?
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: came out of the closet
33. On your desk: shock treatment, spidey signal, and a webcam and some speakers.
34. Picture on your desktop: ....
FAVORITE…
36. Movie: Donnie Darko.
37. Artist: davinci and wassily kandinsky
38. Cars: point a to point b.
39. Ice Cream: mint chocolate chip.
40. Season: summer
41. Breakfast Food: honey comb.
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: rachel and suz.
43. Makes you smile: who doesnt?.
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: what upsets me in the first place?.
45. Has A Crush On You: beats me.
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: my imaginary friend.....
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: neither, gurls get hormonal rage and guys get nut kikings, the end, were all equal thank you very much.
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: :). naked people.
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: never.
50. Save MSN conversations: uh uh.
51. Save E-mails: uh uh.
52. Forward secret E-mails: WTF?.
53. Wish you were someone else: the list could go on for days..
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: it would be an interesting experience but no i dont.
55. Perfume: what is perfuming?.
56. Kiss: sometimes people practice with me.
57. Cuddle: oo cuddling rox my sox.
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: only when high on adderal.
HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: Yes.
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: four times now.
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: nope.
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: if dreams count.
63. Been rejected: what kind of a stupid question is that?
64. Been in love?: we all have, just we dont realize it
65. Been in lust?: who the fuck hasent?.
66. Used someone?: never ever will never ever have.
67. Been used?: most likely.
68. Cheated on someone?: have i ever seriously dated? nah uh.
69. Been cheated on?: refer to the above.
70. Been kissed?: once again, four times.
71. Done something you regret?: daily
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: mom
73. You talked to?: mom
74. You hugged?: mom
75. You instant messaged?: kari.
76. You kissed?: noone i can say.
77. You yelled at?: do i know that?
78. You thought about?: suzanne.
79. Who text messaged u?: santa clause, no im serious
80. Who broke your heart?: thats a good question
81. Who told you they loved you?: mom
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair?: streaks.
83. Have tattoos?: DONT TAUNT ME BITCH..
84. Have piercings: yippy.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no.
86. Own a web cam?: yes i dooooo.
87. Own a thong?: not yet.
88. Ever get off the damn computer?: goodbye
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: cunin ish den hound striken?
90. Habla espanol?: yo estoy en espanol tres
91. Quack?: why of course
HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU…
92. Stolen anything?: nope
93. Smoke?: sure why not.
94. Schizophrenic?: hey alice, am i schizophrenic? alice: well considering i dont exist i might have to say no.
95. Obsessive?: only on adderall.
96. Compulsive?: sometimes.
97. Obsessive Compulsive?: only on adderall
98. Panic?: not usually.
99. Anxiety?: OMG what was that....im so afraid
100. Depressed: used to be.
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